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'Just think about it. . . Australia is home to over 800,000 unique species, but you're still, by far, the absolute lamest.'

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Happy.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Family with pets.

"Be kind"

"He's already getting attached to you."

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Remember me?'

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

Christmas Pets

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

'Next!'

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

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Wild animal - 1,500 years later...