Furry Fitness Friend Prints

"He's my personal trainer."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'Next!'

Canine conundrum.

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"Hold my calls for a while, Wilson."

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

'Ben has his own cute little ways to show his dislike for dry food.'

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

"Owning a pet is a big responsibility, not to mention never wearing dark clothing again."

'Can't one eat in peace!'

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

'He's barking mad!'

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

'Wouldn't it be easier if we just got more heavier friends?'

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

"OK, so just to recap: Small bowl is you, big bowl is me."

"English: Walk?" "Dog hears: Edibles on the sidewalk!"

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

"This is the best news."

Work out buddies.

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'