Furniture Fashionista Mugs

Santa checking out sleigh beds.

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

Wealthy, frugal, maine lobsters furniture shopping.

'Do you have one with a cup holder?'

'World of Interiors.'

Coffee tables styled as espresso, Americano and tall skinny latte.

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Cocktails on the verandah.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

The adoration of the gels.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Bad fake tan day.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

The height of fashion in 1796

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Bad hair day!

'She's so put together!'

'Do you think that's wise?'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"