Furlough Veteran Mugs

"It comes with great sadness, that one of you will be placed on furlough, for a minimum of three weeks."

"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."

"The president is awarding the Medal of Honor to 24 Army veterans...whose heroism and gallantry were overlooked because of their race or ethnicity."

"Hey, Dunleavy! I hear the boss is clearing out more dead wood today! Maybe you should've just stayed home and called in stick! Get it? Called in stick?"

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

To-Let Town Centre Map

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

Monument To The General/Soldier Monument

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

'I could have sworn I put the Waterloo battle plan in here.'

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

"Actually, this time we're not being asked to do more with less. Instead, we're being asked to do whatever we want, somewhere else, effective immediately."

"This is the best news."

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

"Just when did you leave your last job?"

"We gave our lives in Afghanistan for some totally incompetent politicians. . ."

"Your Stroganoff reminds me of my army days...spent in the Biological Weapons Corps."

'There goes Mr. Mookwon. He's been here simply for ages.'

Veteran using medals for an eye test.

Let me forget

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

Won't Work For Food

"That's two 'ayes', two 'nays' and a 'whatever'."

Laughing man at Funfair "Out of Sorts"

My Fluffy Rock in the Storm.

'I'm letting you go.'

The Boche Catcher

Army official with stars raining on him.

"That one's my kidney stone."

'Enough about your furlough, don't you want to hear about my furlough?'

'Son, it's very important to keep our American traditions!'

"You're work might be free, but based on the quality, it's not pro bono."

"What happens on vacation... stays with you and will haunt you for the rest of your life."

". . . We've been furloughed. . ."