Furlough Veteran Mugs

"It comes with great sadness, that one of you will be placed on furlough, for a minimum of three weeks."

"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."

"The president is awarding the Medal of Honor to 24 Army veterans...whose heroism and gallantry were overlooked because of their race or ethnicity."

"Hey, Dunleavy! I hear the boss is clearing out more dead wood today! Maybe you should've just stayed home and called in stick! Get it? Called in stick?"

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

To-Let Town Centre Map

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

Monument To The General/Soldier Monument

'I could have sworn I put the Waterloo battle plan in here.'

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

"Actually, this time we're not being asked to do more with less. Instead, we're being asked to do whatever we want, somewhere else, effective immediately."

"This is the best news."

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

"We gave our lives in Afghanistan for some totally incompetent politicians. . ."

"Just when did you leave your last job?"

Veteran using medals for an eye test.

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

"Your Stroganoff reminds me of my army days...spent in the Biological Weapons Corps."

Let me forget

'There goes Mr. Mookwon. He's been here simply for ages.'

My Fluffy Rock in the Storm.

"That's two 'ayes', two 'nays' and a 'whatever'."

Laughing man at Funfair "Out of Sorts"

'I'm letting you go.'

The Boche Catcher

Army official with stars raining on him.

"That one's my kidney stone."

'Son, it's very important to keep our American traditions!'

'Enough about your furlough, don't you want to hear about my furlough?'

"You're work might be free, but based on the quality, it's not pro bono."

"What happens on vacation... stays with you and will haunt you for the rest of your life."

". . . We've been furloughed. . ."