Furball Whisperer Prints

"Thanks. I feel much better now."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Cats on the couch.

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

"Projectile hairballing."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

Fido and Fifi

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

Violinist welcomed by cats

'Will work for tummy rub.'

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

Long-range planning

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

'I've lost my voice...'

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

"If pressured, I will run!"