Fur-tastic Ambition Mugs

"I don’t want to ‘fetch’ – I want to practice entertainment law."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Super pets.

"A little help, please."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

Art Pets

"Who's showing remorse now that it's time for sentencing? Huh? Who's remorseful now? Who was soooo bad?"

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

'I'm patriotic, but nobody beats Fido at wagging the flag!'

"You think I can be an assistant manager?"

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

'Let's keep going. Maybe we'll get there in time for the net olympics.'

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

"Okay, the first rule of rolling in s***e club is no one talks about rolling in s***e club."

"What I want to eat? That's easy. Anything you don't have."

'The man at the shelter promised he doesn't bark at all.'

Tough Guy

'Running from the anti-fur activists gives me a great workout.'

'He's the laziest dog I've ever seen.'

"We met online."

"This year's all about fur on the inside."

"Please. Please just stop barking."

A woman greets her dog

"She laid her outfit for tonight's party on the bed this morning, right where I usually nap! Now, she's mad because I've shed hair all over it. . ."

"Sorry, doll, but, yak-wise, this is as good as it's going to get."

"My name is Prince, and I'm a barkaholic."

"Saber-toothed tiger, pterodactyl and giant sloth. Who are you wearing?"

"Oh stop it!"