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"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Inclusive speech

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Networking

"A little help, please."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Remember me?'

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

Boy and his dog

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

The first week of the brainstorming session went slowly.

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"That's just not the real me."

"You can always count on me."

How to engage an audience

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

'I'm feeling a sense of conclusion here, so let's draw things to a close.'

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

Start the session by doing something unusual.

"The emotional support goes both ways."

The facilitator from hell.

'Ladies and gentlemen, today we're going to get down to nuts and bolts.'

'Benson will you stop trying to dominate the meeting.'