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"It's nice to be wanted."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"A little help, please."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Christmas Pets

Boy and his dog

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Living with a cataholic.

'He's barking mad!'

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

One man and his dog.

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

Sit! Beg! Roll over! Good Kitty

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

"Okay, the first rule of rolling in s***e club is no one talks about rolling in s***e club."

Gee, thanks

'Do you have anything for Restless Tail Syndrome?'

'The man at the shelter promised he doesn't bark at all.'

'Are you here, Alfred?'