Fur Coat Enthusiast Prints

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

"She never took to the leash."

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"It's not that you ate the sirloin tips. It's the lying."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

"The meaning of life is cats."

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

'$200 for bladder stones? NOW I know what they meant by 'precious stones'!'

"I'm afraid I've gotten dog hair all over you."

Shy Man at Party

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

Fur'niture

"Save some for Mommy, Princess."

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

MY OTHER COAT IS A FUR

"You idiot! I spent all morning covering that with hairs!"

'My wife wanted a fur coat so, for her birthday, I got her a starter kit.'

"Oh, no thanks, I'm more of a cat person."

"My issue as a Sphynx-Cat is that I'm always cold..."

'Running from the anti-fur activists gives me a great workout.'

"They say I'm spoiled, whatever that means."

A group of angry fur-less Minks have finally found the person who has their former furs being used for a coat.

Catsulation

'Our job is to look pretty and make sure everything is covered with our beautiful fur.'