Fur Baby Therapist Prints

'. . . And how long have you been a nervous little dog?'

Pet Peeve Store. The place for people who love to complain about their pets.

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Bathing the dog

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Fleas Navidad.

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Fur Baby

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"It's a good boy!"

'Hey you! Yeah, you! Who invited you?'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"