Funny Pitcher Prints

'Trust me, Harold. I'm getting better every day. I can do this. You're not still angry about yesterday, are you, Harold?'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

"...They must be poor catchers, there's two men behind the plate."

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

'Go deep.'

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

"Waiter! - will my pizza be long?"

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

Expansion 2000: The Baton Rouge Ball Boys

The Pole Vault Washing Line

'It's internal. Probably one of his stomachs...'

'He looks great in the field, but can he bat?'

Shows Bundt

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

Bowled out.

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'

'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'

'Apparently he does 20 yards to the pint.'

'...The athletic trainer's coming with the WD-40.'

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

Before baseball, raccooning enjoyed a brief stint as the national pastime.

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

'Nice throw...'