Funny Pitcher Prints

'Trust me, Harold. I'm getting better every day. I can do this. You're not still angry about yesterday, are you, Harold?'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

You'll understand after you see him pitch.

'Go deep.'

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

"...They must be poor catchers, there's two men behind the plate."

Hot dog.

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

The Pole Vault Washing Line

'He looks great in the field, but can he bat?'

Expansion 2000: The Baton Rouge Ball Boys

'It's internal. Probably one of his stomachs...'

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

Shows Bundt

"Waiter! - will my pizza be long?"

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

Bowled out.

'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'

In addition to players, some major league umpires are suspected of using steroids.

Baseball contract signing gloves.

'Apparently he does 20 yards to the pint.'

'...The athletic trainer's coming with the WD-40.'

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

You're right. He's gonna throw the change-up.

Before baseball, raccooning enjoyed a brief stint as the national pastime.

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."