Funny Parent Moments Prints

"It's too hot to strive for autonomy."

"Hold it, dad - what's a 'bird', and what's a 'bee'?"

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

'Are we there yet?'

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'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

Children should be seen and not a herd.

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

"She's a natural!"

"Two boys from legal to see you."

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

"That's it young man. . . go to your room!"

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

Billy strip: help with homework.

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

"How come I always get the crying baby right behind me?"

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

'Are you sure you didn't swallow your cell phone? I keep getting a dial tone.'

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

Playing in the park....child on a leash.