Funny Outfit Enthusiast Prints

Beard, socks and sandals.

Hats and Food

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"He only wears it this time of the year. It's his har-vest."

Hats

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

Cockroach Costume

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

"Would Madam like to try it outside for wolf whistles?"

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

Still in fashion

'You should just buy them - and never look back.'

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People

"Audrey, stop dressing up our son like a Florida retiree."

'I have a dress for every day of the year. Is that it?'

A woman shops for choir robes in sizes 'small' 'large' and 'large but think they are small'.

"Kitten heels?"

"Most people stop at the jacket."

"Love the yak boots, Gengis."

'Champagne corks ! I like a man with class.'

'That's it, we're out of water: Thank goodness, we still have milk...'

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

When it came to wearable technology, Nigel had always considered himself an early adopter.