Funny Health Memes Prints

"Patient. . . seems. . . reluctant. . . to get his. . . prostate. . . checked. . ."

Providing Healthcare For All

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

World Cup Fever

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

'I've got this feeling, like a heavy weight on my stomach.'

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."

Maintenance & Repairs. No wonder health care is so expensive, they told me to take to tablets every four hours.

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

'Hey, Lori! Take a look at Mr. Geckler's EKG!'

"Take one three times a day and come back in 43 years."

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

"Good?"

Patient after an appendix operation

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

"Wuhan virus, Ebola, West Nile, Asian Flu. . . what's wrong with good old American diseases?"

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

"You'll be discharged quickly after surgery and placed in our mobile recovery unit: a taxi home."

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

"Repetitive strain injury?...theres a lot of it about."

"This can't be right. I was supposed to lose 20 lbs before my next annual exam - maybe I should postpone my appointment for ... another year."

Coma for twenty years

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

AstraZeneca Controversy Costs Lives

'You'll never live to regret it!'

You're going to give me a hay fever shot? Shouldn't I be getting an anti hay fever shot?

"Thanks for reminding me, doc! I just forgot that I've got Alzheimer's!"

"I'm afraid a hearing aid will make me look old."