Funny Food Philosophers Prints

Decorate your kitchen or dining area with our witty food philosopher prints. These cleverly designed artworks make a humorous statement about the art of eating and thinking, perfect for foodies with a sense of humor.

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'When Mom said you should eat a lot of green stuff, I don't think she meant grasshoppers.'

'When Mom said you should eat a lot of green stuff, I don't think she meant grasshoppers.' mockup

'When Mom said you should eat a lot of green stuff, I don't think she meant grasshoppers.'

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What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand? mockup

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

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View to the Future

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"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again." mockup

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

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'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...' mockup

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

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Man Eating Minimalist Meal

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'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?' mockup

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

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"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?" mockup

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

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"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

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"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat." mockup

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

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"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..." mockup

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

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'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?' mockup

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

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"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven." mockup

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

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Surprise in the salad bowl

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"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians." mockup

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

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"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef." mockup

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

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"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds." mockup

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

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'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.' mockup

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

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'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?' mockup

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

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"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu." mockup

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

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'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.' mockup

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

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"Carpe pizza"

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"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

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"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?" mockup

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

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"Is it free-range?"

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"First you make a roux."

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'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?' mockup

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

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"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber." mockup

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

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The Politics of Food.

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'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.' mockup

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

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'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...' mockup

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

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"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes." mockup

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

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"I can't have anything that's a food." mockup

"I can't have anything that's a food."

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'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.' mockup

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

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Funny Food Philosophers Prints Collection

Funny Food Philosophers Mugs

Browse our collection of funny food philosopher mugs and find your new favorite coffee companion that sparks laughs and conversations.

Funny Food Philosophers Pillows

Relax with our humorous food philosopher pillows, adding a dash of wit to your living space or kitchen seating area.

Funny Food Philosophers T-Shirts

Discover our witty food philosopher T-shirts, perfect for showcasing your love of culinary humor and clever perspectives on cuisine.