Funny Fashionista Prints

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'

Horse costume.

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Cocktails on the verandah.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

The adoration of the gels.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad fake tan day.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

The height of fashion in 1796

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Bad hair day!

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'She's so put together!'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'Do you think that's wise?'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

A women in a shoeshop.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

The Ascent of Woman

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

A day at the races