Funny Dog Art Lover T-Shirts

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.

Artists Cats

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Dog Drawing a Badger.

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

The Mosskeytoe.

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

"New tricks CD Rom"

Itchy Butt 50

'I've told him a little blue spot would do fine, but he does like to express himself.'

"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."

Don't even think about it!

A Skinny Dog

Dog smelling Halloween mask on other dog's butt.

Lion Using Tail to Paint Mountain Scene

Kangaroo snowman.

"I chase my tail, roll in stuff, howl at the moon. What kind of life is that?"

Cute Yellow Bear

Instant Cat Vendor

I had a real breakthrough when I stopped using an easel.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Pech Merle

"Same thing every year, I tell Santa I want my balls back, and I get a freaking stuffed animal."

Animal making turkey hands

Who's the chocolate moose?

It came from beneath contempt...

Jesus loves you, Everyone else thinks you are a dick.

Bingo's Time Out - Part Two

Cat expo.

"This looks good."