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"How about this round mouth shovel."

An Unexpected Guest.

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

Punkins

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Fetch the Boomerang

"Well yes, pretty and kind were big factors, but her nitpicking abilities are what really won me over..."

'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

'We were hoping You'd just say 'Be fruitful and multiply' again.'

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

'You are what you eat.'

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

"If I'd wanted a Picasso I'd have gone to an art gallery, wouldn't I?"

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mister Kane...You've got 'Shingles'.'

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!'

"I just don't want to be the rebound iguana."

'It's all bleach and dye. but I hope that it'll fool the hunters this season.'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'Are they for a party or a rugby match?'

'Hey, I could help you with your homework, don't eat much, plus you never have to walk me. What do you say?'