Funny Bone Defender Prints

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

Punkins

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Fetch the Boomerang

'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

"Well yes, pretty and kind were big factors, but her nitpicking abilities are what really won me over..."

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

Movers and shakers.

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

'I'm afraid it's mad cow disease.'

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

Dave soon realised it was going to be a tough gig.