Fungus Enthusiasts Prints

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"That's no death grimace, Perkins. I think what we're seeing is a 2.8 million-year-old tight smile of spousal event obligation!"

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"You've got a real fungus problem. You'll have to move out until it's taken care of."

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Adios Amoebas

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

Black Truffles!

"I'd say it's a fungal infection."

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

Ooo, I love that you kept all the exposed fossil.

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay, gravity waves, neutrinos and the growing and selling of mushrooms.'

'Jack contracted botrytis cinerea. It hasn't done much for his looks, but his disposition's a lot sweeter.'

The mushroom pickers

Stinging Bee

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

Chimp with mail-order anthill.

Maybe you would have less of a problem with flies in your soup if you didn't have landing strips attached to your bowls.

"Boy, I have such a bad hangover! The guy I stung last night was drunk..."

Magic Mushrooms

'Of course I'll need to run some tests; but offhand I'd say it's some sort of fungus infection.'

Friendly bacteria of the human gut.

'I'd say it's a fungal infection.'

Natural history museums for children.