Funerary Customs Prints

Viking Funeral

"All we have left is standing room only."

He looks so natural lying there...

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'He loved that dog.'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'He was a great writer'

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Life after death

Life and Death

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

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A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

'He never listened to his mother!'

Cricketer's funeral

'He's a conspiracy theorist - he refuses to believe that Great Aunt Mildred is really dead.'

Ventriloquist Grave

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

"I feel terrible admitting this, but I'm sort of glad he's dead. One less thing to keep track of."

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

2pm meet your Creator

'At least they did a good job on him.'

'I used to be an accountant but I found it too depressing.'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'