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'He died accidentally when the flash light he was in was left on all night.'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

"They’re burying him with his Xanax."

"Now there's one less conspiracy theorist in the world - or is there?"

'I feel ridiculous!'

Cat in Hearse

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

At the funeral of the inventor of the hotdog bun.

Viking Funeral

I imagine at your age, you attend a lot of funerals, Sadie. Oh, yes, they're quite lovely. As a child, I attended birthday parties. As a lass, I attended sweet sixteens. As a young adult, I attended weddings. As a mature woman, I attended retirement parties. Now, in the twilight of life, I attend funerals. "Deathday" parties, if you will. And it's beautiful. Because it's all come full circle? Because for once, I don't have to buy the %$&*@ a gift.

"Bradford was more of a death recliner than a death bed kind of guy."

"We gather here today in memory of Chuckles, Kornflake, Doodles, Yo-Yo, Cupcake...."

"Maybe I should have gone with cremation."

"You've got to admit—he looks good."

The Pig world's version of a Crematorium using an open-fire Spit to Cremate.

Mr. Polly Parrot's eulogy: 'He's dead. He's passed on. . . he has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a past parrot. . .'

'He would have wanted it this way, Molly.'

"No, anointing oil does not come in different grades depending on the application."

'Richard, control yourself! You're swirling counter-clockwise in public!'

"Yes, it's my husband Ron, it was cheaper to get him stuffed than buried."

To Card Or Not To Card

Holy Water.

Friends and family spread the ashes of famed hairstylist Enrico Simone.

"I considered putting his ashes in an urn, but Bob would have wanted it this way."

No caption (Nesting dolls look at a nesting casket).

'No, I've got plenty of time to talk Brenda. This guy's not going anywhere.'

'It was so sudden. No one's had a chance to tell him.'

Undertakers

"Today we say a prayer...for those...we should remember."

"Her last wishes were that her ashes not leave a mess."

"Say, here's something interesting, your old boyfriend is in the paper. . . in the obituaries!"