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'He died accidentally when the flash light he was in was left on all night.'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

"They’re burying him with his Xanax."

"Now there's one less conspiracy theorist in the world - or is there?"

'I feel ridiculous!'

Cat in Hearse

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

"Bradford was more of a death recliner than a death bed kind of guy."

"Maybe I should have gone with cremation."

"You've got to admit—he looks good."

Viking Funeral

The Pig world's version of a Crematorium using an open-fire Spit to Cremate.

To Card Or Not To Card

'He would have wanted it this way, Molly.'

"No, anointing oil does not come in different grades depending on the application."

Holy Water.

Mr. Polly Parrot's eulogy: 'He's dead. He's passed on. . . he has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a past parrot. . .'

'Richard, control yourself! You're swirling counter-clockwise in public!'

Friends and family spread the ashes of famed hairstylist Enrico Simone.

"Yes, it's my husband Ron, it was cheaper to get him stuffed than buried."

'No, I've got plenty of time to talk Brenda. This guy's not going anywhere.'

"Today we say a prayer...for those...we should remember."

'But I miss all the funerals we used to go to.'

Undertakers

Four Crying Mourners and One Laughing One.

"Her last wishes were that her ashes not leave a mess."

"Say, here's something interesting, your old boyfriend is in the paper. . . in the obituaries!"