Funeral Service Manager Mugs

"...And another thing, Wilkins - it's "cremation" or "Burial..?" and NOT "smoking" or "non-smoking...!""

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"All we have left is standing room only."

He looks so natural lying there...

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"'Grim Reapers' was considered too offensive, these days we're known as 'afterlife facilitators.'"

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

Cricketer's funeral

"Sir, can I interest you in a luxury coffin?"

'I used to be an accountant but I found it too depressing.'

Chicken Funeral Planning.

"Oh relax, I'm off the clock for another hour."

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

"Hibernating! C'mon guys, I was only hibernating."

"Efficiency tombs available"

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

This Space Available.

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

"What? Too soon?"

Shoptalk

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

'Normally, I would appreciate your never-say-die-attitude...'

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

'Gosh, really? That must be pretty grim...'

Dead Man's Handel

'I tend to bury stuff.'

A signaller directing pallbearers

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

'Cut! More sobbing, people! From the top...'

Viking Funeral

"We need to talk about your driving. Some of your passengers have been complaining."