Funeral Industry Mugs

Bless this Hearse

"You fool! This isn't embalming fluid, this is my coffee."

"She looks so natural, although I prefer cremation."

Undertakers' supermarket.

'Can I go before you?'

Doorman with Angel Wings

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"I'm just not sure that the market is ready for 'fun sized' Coffins."

"I'm busy right now. Can we discuss your commission tomorrow?"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"All we have left is standing room only."

He looks so natural lying there...

'He loved that dog.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'He was a great writer'

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"'Grim Reapers' was considered too offensive, these days we're known as 'afterlife facilitators.'"

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

Life after death

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

Life and Death

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A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

Cricketer's funeral

'He's a conspiracy theorist - he refuses to believe that Great Aunt Mildred is really dead.'

'He never listened to his mother!'