Funeral Goofball Prints

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Shoot For The Moon

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

The Deaths take a selfie.

"The world revolves around my cat."

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.'

'Irwin! Get your elbow up!...Good! Now twirl the bat, lift your foot up, put one hand on top of your helmet, stick out your tongue and hop like a rabbit.'

'I think we'll have to call the fire brigade again.'

At the funeral of the amazing Voltar.

Ostritch Gangsters.

I'm with stupid.

'Remember when we used to call them Wallflowers? The new term is Mingleberries.'

(Can't) Count Dracula.

Time-space portal

A Magician struggling to pull a rabbit out of a hat as a rabbit watches from the audience.

'Now say cheese,no,not YOU!'

Man in snow globe clears snow.

'I hope you replace your divots!'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"She looks sooo good."

"Ewww....Banana slug hammocks really cross me out."

'Well, Frank, I've told you a hundred times to tighten your neck bolts, but do you ever listen? Nooo!'

"A backflip with a full twist, handspray pike and a three quarter roll will do nothing to further your cause Mr Laney."

Turtle bumps turtle: 'WHIPLASH!'

"Today's my dad's 90th birthday. I got him a cake. I used 90 candles to spell out 'Happy 90th Birthday from your goof-up son who can't ever do anything right. I organized the whole party. And what do you think of me, Pop?'...The candles flared up and burned his house down..."

Sauces & Pickles

Lizard running with football.

"You're right. He looks like he's just sleeping."