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Clown's casket has extensions for big shoes.

Chicken Funerals.

HEARSE XING

Viking Funeral

"He looks natural."

'What Zup?'

'He looks so natural, I almost expect him to belch!'

Pumpkin funeral.

"Ah look. He wants to go walkies."

At the funeral of the inventor of the hotdog bun.

Mans funeral open casket a sign saying "additive free" at the bottom of the coffin

Death helps with a broken down Hearse

"I'm so glad we had the fish."

"It's for you."

"Aaahhhh! Frank? Is that you?"

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"All we have left is standing room only."

He looks so natural lying there...

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

"'Grim Reapers' was considered too offensive, these days we're known as 'afterlife facilitators.'"

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

"Sir, can I interest you in a luxury coffin?"

Cricketer's funeral

'I used to be an accountant but I found it too depressing.'

Chicken Funeral Planning.

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"Efficiency tombs available"

'Normally, I would appreciate your never-say-die-attitude...'

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.