Funding Watchdog Gifts

NEA Funding: I Don't Know Art But I Know What I Hate

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

CIA report

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

Businessman sees door sign 'Department of Mismanagement and Overbudget'.

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Budget

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

Police Statetion

Bush farewell.

"Fact amnesty"

Legalish

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

Benefit mistakes cost one billion a year. Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct,they just weren't in the right order.

Automatic Congressman

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated

Donald Trump

Where tax money goes...

EU Deal