Funding Processes T-Shirts

'It's moved full circle †he just got a Federal grant to study the Federal grant process.'

"Our war is against cancer."

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Quality Control

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Pearly King and Queen

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

Pinara fund

"Well, we got the grant."

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

The nonprofit dog fight.

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

"Hang in there, pal. I launched a crowdfunding website for you."

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