Funding Ninja Pillows

'Well, now that you've found a cure, all our funding will be sent to another division.'

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

'We appreciate your back of the envelope calculation, Mike. Now put a stamp on the front and send it to somebody who cares.'

"Your repayments start now!"

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

"We need a better piling system."

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

"This is Thompson, he has a black belt in budget control."

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

"Dean Williams, the grant committee approved my research grant to determine how many research grants are a waste of government money!"

'It says take all your medication - if you can afford it.'

'If at first you don't succeed, admit failure and ask for a bailout.'

'Do you have an appointment?'

He's got 'I'm in grant renewal heaven' all over him.

Work Du Soleil

Workaholic's Toilet

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

"It's a stealth suit. So I can stay off the boss's radar."

Grants Office Scientific Research Section.

"junior, I'll explain 'taxation' to you, if you explain 'crowdfunding' to me."

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

Ballerina

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

Service. Diagnostic Testing. It looks like your odometer computer hacked into your fuel injector computer.

"They say you are a great warrior."

Working the bugs out of his spear invention

"Phil's a living legend on this campus. His last grant proposal won a Pulitzer."

'Oh. Our research grant has finally come through.'

'Wall Street' 'Dip'

"It's not the grant we expected, but it's better than a kick in the pants."

Running out of time

'Never mind that it's silly, we've got a four years grant to find out what Sodium Chloride is.'

"Nowadays we all have to make sacrifices and 2500 bucks a month for this beautiful two-room apartment is really not too much to ask."

"Remember, don't leave the shark cage."

Bruce Lee with dangerous mouse.