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'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'Bad news. . . Things are too good to get any grant money.'

Biggins regarded his gift from Santa with mixed emotions. On the one hand, he now had a whole year's worth of research funding...

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

The Institute Of Innovative Ways To Get Government Grants.

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

A child runs an equity stand.

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

wealth investment

'You have a balanced investment portfolio. Everything you own is losing money equally.'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

Got out of the market too soon; got back in too late.

Man leaving 'Wall St, closed-end mutual funds' building with hand full of money.

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

'I am going to recommend a stock that has consistently outperformed the market since Tuesday.'

Locally Grown Stocks, Farm Fresh CDs, Free Range Annuities.

"He's doing it again, your honor!"

'The financial advisor is here.'

'It wasn't until Picasso realzed he was earning $2,856 per hour that he began painting all night.'

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

Euro Balloon: Please watch out for other currencies on your way down!

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

Stock Exchange.

'Always bought low.'

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

'They want to close our lab. What's that all about?'

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

'When daddy comes home, tell him you still love him, even though he lost money with stupid trades in emerging markets.'

Wall Street walking traffic sign flashes 'Worry' and 'Don't Worry.'