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"Damn! -trust us to get a seat behind the giraffes!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Swan Fairy Tales

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

'And you're telling me this, why?'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

Daughters at Bedtime

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

"It's Cinderella?!?"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"It's 'Architectural Digest.' "

"It had an interesting emotional arc and some nice plot twists, but the heroine and subsidiary characters were unconvincing within the historical context."

"I've gotta lay off the 3 little pigs."

". . . and they lived happily ever after. . . in an aspirational sort of way."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

When monsters plan holidays...

'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'

'Why is it that it's always your mittens you lose?'

"What if the dish and the spoon run away together?" "Not bad, Doug, not bad at all." "And a crockpot tries to lure the dish away with cash and loads of jewels!" "Come on, Rita! That's been done to death. Too derivative."

...and the cow jumped over the Moon. But missed the mattress.

'You've got yourself a deal son. I'll read you 'Babar' and you'll help me with my computer.'

The Emporer's Clothes Boutique

"You're wasting your time. They'll just lose them."