Fun With Fiction Mugs

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

When dogs dream...

"Waaaahhh! I've oiled myself!"

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

Louisa May Alcott

Keri Hulme

"The whole thing is basically fiction. But I just thought my resume could use some spice."

Book Shop.

Other Fiction

'I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?'

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

Bush's Legacy.

A production line adds condiments to cars

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