Fun Property Seekers Prints

Mr. & Mrs. Putty get dream home.

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

Starter Homes

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

'I need to get a bigger place.'

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

"I'm looking for a house near the park."

"Thinking of buying a larger property are we, Madam?"

"We're sitting on a landbank that could accommodate tens of thousands of new homes. We can wait a few years and generate even more profit..."

House Hunters of the Old West

"Did I mention it needed a little work?"

"Let's see - you might be just right for a little 2-turret, 1 1/2 moat unit I'm renting on West 58th street."

'I'm sure a little baking soda will freshen it up in here.'

"Hmmm, didn't I mention it before? Yes, this property neighbours a cat sanctuary..."

'When you said view of park, you didn't say it was a CAR park!'

'This is great, I'll take it.'

"I'm afraid the discovery of oil on your property will drive the price of your home down."

"He refuses to even consider getting an agent until our house has been on the market 700 days."

'They've got everything...one even has it's own shed.'

“Can you show us something that will make our friends envious, but not too envious?”

"You want a cheap house in a nice neighborhood? -- Okay, why are you here really?"

Whatever you're thinking of buying, we promise to make you feel slightly inferior.