Fun-loving Sportsperson Prints

"I thought they were supposed to comeback."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

Football player taking the ball home.

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Rugby Player

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

"I told you you'd ruin your appetite if you filled up on candy!"

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"

"Your team should sign that bluebottle, it has chased the ball all over the pitch."

Falling Rock Zone

Goalie Wall.

"Of course I want to have kids, Claire - just not all the time."

A Valentine's Day IOU Coupon

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

"Man, that instructor kicked my butt today."

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

First Marriage.

Sugar Rush!

"It's only a 2-k race, but in the 10 years we've sponsored it, nobody's ever finished."

Footballer faced with a goal with football size holes in it with different scores at different holes

Darling, you're 48 years old, do you have to jump in every puddle?

'Free! Bonus! X-Ray Glasses!'

Javelin