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"Remember, bring it all back within two weeks and I'll refund your deposit."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

true love.

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

Tunnel of Love.

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

Baby car seat for a Native American.

"You can't have dessert until you eat all of your people nuggies."

'Bridges falling down, killer pumpkin eaters...'

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

"I told you you'd ruin your appetite if you filled up on candy!"

"I don't think this is the answer, Harold."

"Of course I want to have kids, Claire - just not all the time."

Beating Dad at Chess.

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

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'If you weren't afraid to commit, you'd CARVE it, not use a pencil.'

"Oh, stop self-stereotyping, woman!"