Fun-loving Australian T-Shirts

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Bears going water skiing.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

Serious Putty

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

Skateboard

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Office Park

Clown Happy Hour

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Man building a tree house

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

"You can't have dessert until you eat all of your people nuggies."

'Get the theatre ready we got another one from the cocktail bar.'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

Baby car seat for a Native American.