Fun In The Sun Lover Pillows

"Happy New Year Ahahaha hahaha hahahahaha hahahahahahaha"

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Sunbathers.

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Beach flirting

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Canada's winter survival kit.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

A gap between the solar panels

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"My feet are cold."

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

A family playing in the sea

"That's the deep end."

"No, my mom isn't hosing us down with water to keep us cool. She's hosing us down with sunscreen to keep us from burning."

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

'Apparently you forgot to pack his rubber shark.'

"How?"

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

"It's her first snowman."

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

'Boy, these vast grassy plains are great, but some shade in full Summer would be good too...'

Some of my Favourite Things....Things you absolutely cannot do when you have kids.