Fun In The Garden T-Shirts

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

The Zoo.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"I told him we needed more string."

Dedication to excellence....

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

The Charge of the Kids

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Cow Pollen

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

The Taming of the Ewe

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Cow Wash Cycle.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."