Fun In Domestic Chores Prints

Snake Charming Laundry

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

When laundry ruled the waves.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Kitchen Tetris

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

Washing Line Walker

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Pest Control

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

Separation Anxiety

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

"I am not ‘politicizing the issue’ — I simply asked you to pick up your room!"

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

Tortoise polishing his shell

Child doing the washing up

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

'Harold, I told you to take out the trash!'

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."