Fun Fright Fans Mugs

Trick or treat surprise.

Chiller Theatre

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Face Painting.

Horror writer.

"I just love these casual fridays."

'Hey, wait a minute!'

"Did I like it? It frightened me to death! I had to close my eyes four times, my stomach is in knots, and I'll probably have nightmares for a week!... I loved it!"

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"If anyone asks, I did this."

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

The Scream at the movie theater.

"You just can't let yourself go, can you!?"

Scary Movies!

'Are we having fun yet...'

'Take a deep breath and don't panic---we're walking by the reason this area's known as the 'fear factor''

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! Ebola. Should I really be this freaked out about it? I mean, more Americans have been married to Angelina Jolie than have died of Ebola. You should be TERRIFIED! It LIQUIFIES YOUR ORGANS! It's so EASY TO CATCH, too, if a symptomatic Ebola patient throws up on you and you don't notice in time to wash it off before you rub your eyes. Ratings gold! If I stay tuned, will you update me on all the developments?

The cost of Halloween.

'You didn't have to be so realistic about your fear of the unknown!'

Putting the pets out.

'Are you a man or are you a mouse?'

"El Cucuy refuses to leave! He can't see that this family doesn't need a bogeyman anymore!"

Tunnel of Butts.

"I think there's something out there."

Trichinosis