Fun Fair Aficionado Mugs

'I see they've had their health and safety inspection.'

Face Painting.

"The target, Lady - aim at the target!"

Face painting.

Fist Bumper Cars

Face painting by numbers.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Funnel of Love

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

Tunnel of Like.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

'...Please stop the...'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

25¢ Ride the Pony

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

World of Cow.

Face Painting.

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

Bumper Limos

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

Roller Coasters

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

"Sorry Kid?"

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

Hit a duck, win a prize.

Police Fair.

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Roller-coaster