Fun Educator Mugs

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Home Schooling'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'Radiology confirms that, like many other teachers of English, you do have a book in you.'

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.

Party Schools...

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

"It's a clear case of RLS: Repetitive Lecture Syndrome."

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

"Shows you how much I know."

Benjamin Franklin

Community College. History's a lot more fun if you think of it as gossip.

The college of my choice.

"I give all new teachers the same advice. First you have to get the attention of the class. Can you quack like a duck or juggle two books in the air?"

'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'

Professors Elliot, Lars, and Roth while away the hours till the new semester begins.

Student about substitute teacher that is a sub sandwich: 'We got a good lookin' sub today.'

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

Keep students on their toes...

'Do you have to explain nutrition with a pie chart?'

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

The Swiss Alp 44 Million Years Ago