Fume Sniffer Mugs

'What do you mean you don't like to chase cars? how can you resist the noise, the danger, the smell of exhaust fumes?'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

"Nope, no need to smell the cork."

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

Canadian wildfires

Musty Old Book Shop Scent

'Hey you! You work here, don't you? You people could be in real trouble with the fire marshal for not having any smoke detectors! I assume they make regular inspections around here?'

"It's nice to stop and smell the roses, but with your allergies, keep going and Google them."

"Great neighborhood. You're only minutes away from a yoga studio."

Manna from heaven puts the olfactory talents of Israel's dogs to the test.'

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you for reading the newspaper."

'Yes, I do have to sniff every tree. That's how we keep score.'

You've developed a seasonal allergy. Go get this prescription filled and DO NOT stop to smell the flowers!

"We're in for a real treat tonight. Freddy's preparing his blackened swordfish."

'Maybe I should check the fumes on this new batch of wallpaper paste.'

Another dramatic moment ruined by seasonal allergies.

'Dang! I always sniff too hard.'

"Dinner will be ready in about 10 minutes"

'Hey, you, the geek with the Coke bottle glasses and a fat nose ... 'Obnoxious Fumes.'

He doesn't believe we're making any money unless plant five is polluting the atmosphere.

'I hate it when the pollen count's high!'

"This one might suit you. It's called Oldie But Goodie."

Man lighting up in offices of ASH, saying 'Do you mind if I smoke?'

'Since I'm not old enough to smoke, I thought I'd stand here and inhale. I read that the effects of slash burns are as harmful as cigarettes.'

'Arrest that man, officer. His clothes simply reek of cigarette smoke.'

'I think I know how the robbers got in. Someone forgot to lock the doggy door.'

'Sorry, Clark, but you know the rules on smoking in this carpool.'