Fuel Pump Ponderer Prints

"Stop green-shaming me."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

Keystone XL

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

"I gave on the E train."

'My research cover two fields: the behavior of matter under high pressure, and the behavior of scientists under high pressure.'

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

'We don't have a health plan, but we have a very nice cemetery right out in the churchyard.'

Elevator Repair School. First thing, forget the old saying "What goes up, must come down"!

"Norman still runs on leaded petrol."

"Have they no shame?"

'Sorry, but the reality is, even your wind turbine needs to be oiled.'

"As I said to Steve: if they don't ship oil in that proposed pipeline...it's going to make one heck of a water slide!"

Progress

"This is not the sort of America I envisioned, Tom-an America in which the middle class has to use public transportation."

'Are you sure we want to evolve? Remember what happened last time.'

'I wonder how you flush this thing?'

When this is buildings we can say we remember when all this was fields.

Oil consumption.

Congestion of the Electric Car

"Any New Year's resolutions?" "I'm going to do better." "That's a nice sentiment but a little vague. Without a specific benchmark how'll you know you've met it?" "How'll I know I haven't?" "That's oddly logical." "And achievable."

I'm with biped.