
"You wouldn't believe how many people try to drive away without paying."
Start their day with a splash of humor and insight. Our mugs for fuel price strategists are perfect for coffee breaks, blending wit about energy costs with everyday practicality.
"You wouldn't believe how many people try to drive away without paying."
'Fill it up with last months gas. You know, the stuff that was twenty cents cheaper.'
'Looks like doc found the answer to rising fuel costs.'
Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.
'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'
It's the biofuel generation.
Ethanol and foreign oil.
"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."
Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.
SUV's Off A Gas-Price Cliff
'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'
Propane Supply
Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.
'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'
Gas eyedropper.
"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."
"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."
No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.
The last drop of oil...
'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'
'The medical term for your distress is, 'Pain at the Pump' There's a lot of it going around'
Fill In The Blanks.
"I don't have a set price. I charge what the market will bear."
'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'
History of Gasoline.
Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.
Gas Prices
Gas price rollercoaster.
ATM at gas station.
'Boss, when fuel prices go down, will we go back to using our corporate jet again?'
'Service is just a pastime, pal - my job is to collect taxes.'
Gasoline fuel theft
4 by 4 To Fill Up Please Help.
Used Cars. The price of gas is $3.30 a gallon. The price of this baby is only $2.59 a pound.
World Demand Price Up
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