Fuel Price Forecaster Prints

"Dang. . . this certainly means that fuel prices will rise again. . ."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

It's the biofuel generation.

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

'Probably to put in his tank!'

SUV's Off A Gas-Price Cliff

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

Fill In The Blanks.

'The medical term for your distress is, 'Pain at the Pump' There's a lot of it going around'

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

History of Gasoline.

Gas Prices

A fuel gauge hits empty

ATM at gas station.

'Boss, when fuel prices go down, will we go back to using our corporate jet again?'

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down..."

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

'Our high prices have helped lower highway fatalities, but do we get any thanks? No.'

When Newt Colonizes the Moon...

World Demand Price Up

Used Cars. The price of gas is $3.30 a gallon. The price of this baby is only $2.59 a pound.

He asked for it!

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

'Looks like doc found the answer to rising fuel costs.'

'How come gas prices go up more in summer,when people drive more?'

"What kind of security can we offer for the loan? With the rising prices on natural gas, my husband is worth an absolute fortune."

Not Just in Russia, Sanctions Come to You

'The price of gas went up while you were filling up.'

"You say PAIN AT THE PUMP is now also PAIN IN THE RUMP!"

Gas prices.

'If the petrol doesn't go down, the government will have to introduce welfare for families with six cylinders or more.'

Vulture oil inc.