Fuel Geek Mugs

Oil Companies.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

US Energy Needs.

Snake in the grass...

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Filling up.

"We're going to need more pets."

I love my motor.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Natural gas

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

I think I can...

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Short Memories

Gas prices up.

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'Do you have poop points?'

Fat Reduction Clinic.

Used Cars. Think of it this way --- As things fall off, the miles per gallon go up!

Energy saving

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

The New Modern-Day Lament.