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Gas Prices

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Snake in the grass...

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

I love my motor.

Filling up.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Bio Fuels.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Self Service Island

Gas prices up.

'Do you have poop points?'

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

Fat Reduction Clinic.

Gas Station: Unexplainable Price Increases

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining gas prices.

Oil tanker and refinery.

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

"What - 20 liters of gasoline for me?? Honey, you're crazy! That's way too expensive! A diamond necklace would have been quite enough!"

'They don't seem to appreciate that we've added 30% ethanol to the oil.'

'The medical term for your distress is, 'Pain at the Pump'! There's a lot of it going around!'

Briquettes

Huge capitalist man gulping down barrels of oil

"We're tolerably self sufficient. Alistair, for example, makes all our own petrol."

Financing Available

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'