Fuel Finance Innovator Mugs

'I was able to get an auto loan at a good rate. Now I'm shopping around for a gasoline loan.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

'Are we broke yet?'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

US Energy Needs.

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Bio Fuels.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Solar Cars

Propane Supply

Gas prices up.

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

Gas Prices

'Do you have poop points?'

The last drop of oil...

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

Leaded and Unleaded Petrol.

Diesel Prices

The Future

Oil Profits

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

Gasoline fuel theft

'Unleaded essential users only, police, fire, rubber dingy salesmen'

Grades of booze

Power corrupts & oil-shortage power corrupts absolutely

"That's all you got? 'Don't waste money on premium gas?'"

"... I slow for petrol"

Petrol for Regular and Large cars.

4 by 4 To Fill Up Please Help.