Frustrated Young Go-getters T-Shirts

"How can I be expected to reach my 'full potential' when I can't even reach the cookie jar?"

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Nihilistic customer service"

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

Targets

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

"Don't get your hopes up, Filby."

Customer Service - I don't know and I don't care.

"No... He's not Superman! The S stands for supersalesman."

"What a rip-off."

Going the wrong way on the road to riches and easy street

"Actually, I did so well with the lemonade stand I'm now selling my how-to book on start ups."

"On your marks! Get set!. . ."

'She always has her own way. She even writes her diary a few days in advance.'

Push me! Mom! Well? I'm waiting! The Little Engine Whose Parents Did Everything For Him.

'Your problem, Mr.Fitzhue, is that you're a type-A personality in a model-T body.'

'There's no doubt about it -- you're a woman on her way up.'

Skateboarding Prince Charming

"Look! My first paycheck from my summer job!"

"New Years Resolution. . . Get another job/lose weight."

"How the heck do I know what the password is? That's just a line of flippin' dots!"

Brexit Part MMMCDIXIV

'The trouble with opportunity is that it comes disguised as hard work.'

"My mom has to take a drug test for her new job tomorrow. Can she borrow a book to study for it?"

"Your daddy will be late for dinner again tonight because he has a fire in his belly."

'Yes, that's our founder. He posed for that on his 80th birthday.'

'Type-A personality if I ever saw one - he claims he is now going to swim upstream!'

"He's holding a press conference about his current report card. Should we be concerned?"

The Fierce Urgency of Now

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